THE FUTURE OF CROWDSOURCING.✳ NOW WITH LOTS OF FUN ✳

THE REASSURANCE CENTER

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What is cash4surveys.fun?

A human intelligence marketplace connecting people who have questions with people who have rent. We facilitate the exchange of opinions for amounts of money that technically exist.

Is this the new MTurk?

Spiritually, perhaps. Legally, absolutely not. We are an independent operation with no affiliation to Amazon Mechanical Turk or Prolific. We saw a gap in the market, and then one of the founders had a brilliant idea in the shower.

How much can I earn?

Earnings depend on your availability, qualifications, and how you define “much.” Our featured tasks start at $0.25. Complete four of those and you have a dollar. Just please, for the love of everything that is holy, do not try to calculate your hourly.

When can I cash out?

Withdrawals open when your available balance reaches $25.00. Pending funds, estimated funds, and the money you feel you deserve do not count toward this threshold. If you reach $25.00 but still don’t see a withdrawal option, it is entirely possible that we forgot to actually implement it. No one has ever reached that obscene amount, so we couldn’t properly test it, and our engineering team moved on.

Do I need any special qualifications?

You need an internet connection, the ability to form an opinion, a Masters degree in Paleontology, and 500 previously approved tasks to access your first task. We find this keeps the community experienced.

Why does the website end in .fun?

The domain registrar offered several options. This one was only $2.99 / year.

What happens if my work is rejected?

The requester keeps their right to reject your work. You keep the experience. If you believe a rejection was unfair, you may open a support ticket, which will then be automatically closed for you.

Can I speak to a person?

Our support team is a person. At present, that person is looking into something. For immediate assistance, please reread your question in a reassuring voice.

Is this an actual platform?

No. This is a satirical website about online task platforms. There are no real jobs, earnings, payments, or accounts. RIP MTurk.